Patong Beach

Patong beach day and night.

During daytime thousands try to get their suntan at Patong's waterfront and swim in the Andaman Sea or speed over the water with jet-skis. 

Patong beach

They enjoy spectacular paragliding watch big cruise-ships or a sailing boat passing by or get a beach massage from some fat ugly women who really squeeze them with the finger arms and legs and the whole body. 

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Patong Beach Phuket

Patong in Phuket is an incredible destination in particular nightlife related with Phuket Girls and lady-boys. Actually that strip along the western beachfront is the main reason why most guys are choosing Phuket Island for holidays. A good time is to sit on the beach at sunset and watch the yellow disc turn from gold to red and disappear in the Andaman Sea a part of the Indian Ocean south of the Bay of Bengal. Many traveler spend a couple of days watching this nature show especially around Bangla Road.

Patong Beach Bangla Road











Although it always looks different sometimes with sunglasses sometimes without, because no day is the same. The beach extends around two kilometers to the south and north, directly behind is the main road with myriads of shops many restaurants countless hotels and everything imaginable to make money.

Patong Beach is a real sexy money machine although most buildings are rather rotten. If it's getting to much no problem there are at least a dozen more usable waterfront  strips with sand on the island big and small wide and narrow long and short plus some with limestone and granite boulders. 

Most waterfronts on Phuket Island have a background with casuarinas.

Beside of casuarinas other trees with leafs are plenty plus palm trees but they are usually further behind this has encouraged many beach resorts to plant palm trees at the waterfront. But they become less and less since they are cut down every day, everywhere, it is not allowed in Thailand to cut trees but palm trees are not considered to be trees to the people can do what they want. Until a few decades ago the coconut business was a big one here and at Ko Samui but they gave it up, now the business is tourism and the foreigners.​​


Patong Beach

Patong beach is the busiest waterfront on the island, day and night. During daytime thousands try to get their suntan, swim in the Andaman Sea, speed over the water with jet-skis, do paragliding behind a speedboat, watch big cruise-ships or a sailing boat passing by or get a beach massage from some fat ugly women who really squeeze them with the finger, arms and legs.

The beach extends around two kilometers to the south and north, directly behind is the road with myriads of shops, restaurants, hotels and everything imaginable to make money.

If it's getting to much no problem, there are at least a dozen more usable sand strips on the island, big and small, long and short plus some with limestone and granite boulders.

Patong Beach Bar Girls.

Patong Beach Girlie Bar

Patong Beach is probably together with Pattaya's Jomtien Beach the best known waterfront in Thailand and the number one in southern Thailand. Beside of the usual beach life there is real unique Asian nightlife not found anywhere else only in Thailand not in Manila for sure not in Mombasa plus Rio or elsewhere. 

What makes nightlife at Patong Beach Phuket and Thailand in general so interesting is: 
  • Prices are low affordable to everyone. 
  • Thousands of Phuket Girls are around for some fun business with you. 
  • There are almost no regulations its not as in Europe US or maybe Singapore where they continuously tell you don't do this and don't do that nightlife at Patong is almost totally freewheeling this is real Thailand free style entertainment nightlife although not as without almost no restrictions at all as it is in Dannok on the Malaysian border.
Patong beach is full of go-go and beer bars plus nightclubs and pubs entertainment discos and screaming karaoke. There are hundreds of hotels and resorts expensive and cheap Patong apartments and other accommodations. 

  • Patong Shopping.

The huge Jung Ceylon shopping mall with dozens of restaurants and night markets is probably the right nightlife destination in Phuket for people who are not interested in bars and girls with sexy shows including go-go and pole dancing at places where beer is cheap and bar girls plenty so what else you want during Patong Phuket holidays
  • Patong Nightlife. 
Patong nightlife is more or less concentrated along Bangla Road and the small streets and backyards branching off. They have such strange names like Soi Crocodile alias Soi Katoey plus Soi Sea-dragon and other. All this small streets have one thing in common hundreds of Soi Girls who wait for you. There are also lady-boys which are a common part of Thailand nightlife but if you don't want trouble stay away from this 2 leg individuals and keep at least a meter distance because their specialty is "pickpocket".

  • A dedicated gay nightlife area. 

Is around the Paradise Hotel complex with around 50 nightlife bars, entertainment and about 1000 young guys working there in the night-shift. Actually all bars and nightclubs at that Patong area are more or less the same along the upper through road (Ratuthit Road). Also the biggest Phuket Patong massage shop which is Christine is there. They have dozens of pretty Thai massage girls and they really appreciate your visit offering soapy massage and more. There is another similar big shop in the Pearl Hotel in Phuket Town.

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